The town of Clintonville WI has had four days of unexplained loud booms that have roused area residents from their beds with no known cause. Local officials have hired an engineering firm to try to locate the source of the strange sounds.

City administrator Lisa Kuss announced the city will spend $7,000 to hire Waukesha, Wis.-based engineering firm Ruekert & Mielke, which will place four seismometers around the city.

If the firm finds the epicenter, the next step will be to pinpoint the depth and what is causing it. The cause is likely only a couple hundred feet under the earth’s surface, Kuss said.

“It’s possible we’ll never have a definitive answer,” Kuss told about 400 residents at the Clintonville High School auditorium.

We at Geekation are fairly certain as to the cause. It is either some unknown fracking is going on, or it’s the result of a secret Russian geotectonic destructive earthquake weapon that is derived from alien technology and is currently being tested. Tesla’s research is probably involved in some way or another too. Sure this theory is based on conjecture and hearsay, but…well there is no but. It’s a fine theory though!

~Logan D